how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

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