Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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