so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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