- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How you know when dislextic

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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