Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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