Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Anti Joke

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