- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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