- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a duck?

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

a jew walks out of a furnace

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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