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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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