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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

womens rights.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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