what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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