What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Golf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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