- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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