- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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