- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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