- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Fat? Jesse Z

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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