- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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