- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Oh, go away

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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