What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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