- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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