- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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