Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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