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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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