- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Cripples are lame.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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