Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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