- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what looks like a banana? a penis

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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