Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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