- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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