How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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womens rights

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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