awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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