- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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