- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

The chickens have become self-aware!

I wrote a funny joke.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Equal rights!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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