9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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pudding

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Anti Joke

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