- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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