- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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