Men's rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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