- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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