- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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