3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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