What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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