- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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