- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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