- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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