- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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