- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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