What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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