- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Tommy got neutered.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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