- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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