Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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deez nuts

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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hello

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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