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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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