- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

a black man walks out of popeyes

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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