Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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