What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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My jeans

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Anti Joke

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