- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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