- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

I'm rick james bitch

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How you know when dislextic

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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