- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I'm homeless.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

salad days!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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