What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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