- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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