- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Take part of what?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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