- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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