- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Men's rights

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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