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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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