- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What page are you on The gay page.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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