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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

here's a joke... the american education society

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.