- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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