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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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