- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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