why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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someone called someone else a frog

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Anti Joke

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