- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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