- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Men's rights

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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