Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

someone called someone else a frog

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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