- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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