- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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