School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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* anti-punchline

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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