- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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