- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Take part of what?

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??