- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's blue? The sky.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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