- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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