- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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