- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

I am quite mature.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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