- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Who has no penis Religious Believers

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock knock knock OCD

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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