- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Men's rights

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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