Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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