Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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