- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

here's a joke... the american education society

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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