- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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