- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red, yup.

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