You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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