knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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I'm homeless.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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