- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Knock Knock Come in

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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