Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Hail Hitler

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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