- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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