- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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