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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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