- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

America

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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