- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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