Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Hail Hitler

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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