- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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