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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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