rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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