- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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