L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Anti Joke

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