- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Hail Hitler

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

salad days!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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