Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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how much fish could a chicken

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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you see theres this guy.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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