Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

ever tried african food? they neither

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

asians have slitted eyes lol

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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