- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Maths.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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