Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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