- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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