- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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