- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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