So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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