- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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