- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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