- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

I am quite mature.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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