dallen loves penis

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your so fat. your fat!

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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