- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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