- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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