Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

someone called someone else a frog

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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