- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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