- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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