- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Potassium? K.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

pull my finger (farts)

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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