- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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