dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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