What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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