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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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