- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I am quite mature.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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