Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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