- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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