- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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