What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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