Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What is 9+10? 19

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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