- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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