- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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