- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??