- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

XD Jackass.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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