There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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