Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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hola said the chinese man

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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I am a mime

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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