What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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