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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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