- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

My spelling is horrible

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

No your aunties a joke

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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