What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Potassium? K.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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