- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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