- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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