- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

try slamming a revolving door

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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