Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How you know when dislextic

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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