- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

knock,knock you suck

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

I'm Coming

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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