- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a black man? Rob

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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