Cripples are lame.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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