Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Brain fart

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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